So today I was baking with my mom and I took the dish out of the oven and put it down. About ten minutes later my mom moved the dish.

Mom: why did you do that?
Me: idk I didn’t know it was there.
Mom: are you serious? What’s wrong with you? What do I do? 
Me: idk put it in the fridge.

Thinking it’s going to like explode it turned out okay. 

Later on that night I’m with my friend and I put my cig down to hit the bowl. About like 5 minutes later I go to get my cig and it burned my phone.

Warrior.
emilyung:




I am in love with this

Bruh

Close your eyes right before it loops

Woah. 
I got wood everywhere I go
Guys grow up. Learn to have a normal conversation
"…After you return it, I’ll ask you how you liked it and we’ll talk about it for awhile, then we’ll talk about life, how we feel about things, and it can all turn out quite pleasant."

- Fiddler on da ROOF ✌
clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

I just binge watched Girl Meets World ♡

My Friday »»

q-viet:

stylistnotions:

Healing Process

I love this so much.
smexic:

urgentcum:

I DID NOT KNOW SIRI COULD DO THIS REBLOG TO SAVE SOMEONES LIFE

^^^omg im teardropping
taylorsplat:

ashieart:

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

This little fish lives deeeeeeeeeep down in the ocean and spits that little glob of bio luminescent liquid to momentarily distract predators and escape being eaten

It’s a wizard